NomadJames

There was a massive drug bust in Oakland, California, earlier this week to take our minds off of the poorly trained police who are running around the transit system shooting young black fathers. This is a serious problem and a massive setback for people like me, who would really like to get a hold of some of the drugs mentioned in this article for the reason of getting motherfucking high enough that we could, at least temporarily, take our mind of the impending implosion of the American way of life. As usual, the geniuses at the DEA completely fucked the math involved in reporting this propaganda to our fellow citizens. I wish that I would have known that all the mushrooms I have squandered were worth $5571 per pound. I would be retired. Also the quality of the MDMA seized in this armed robbery most have just been absolutely terrible. Apparently the average pill now requires a little over half a gram of MDMA to get you high. That is five times the amount that I used to take to get high. Oh well, as long as these guys can shoot and work a fucking wire tap who needs to be able to count or do simple math?

The real problem today is that all these drugs are off the streets, while I am sitting out here in the middle of nowhere, without any LSD, weed, mushrooms, MDMA or a job. I am really bored, and I have nothing that I can do about it, because the DEA stole all these drugs. There should be a goddamned law against it, really.