NomadJames

They pay me to be a degenerate. In states that I don’t even live in. Florida unemployment came through for your boy, while he was in Pennsylvania, and now I am going to New York, the Big Mo’ Fucking Apple and all that bullshit, on Jerry’s Famous Deli’s, and the state of Florida’s, tab. Fuck the bozos and fuck the bullshit, I would still be festering on South Beach waiting for a break if this did not happen, and you know what? I have no one to thank except for Florida, and Justin Laloga, my fat fucking ex-manager from Jerry’s. There really, truly, is a god. I will even be in New York in time to make it to the Bridge Art Fair, where I can shake down those decrepit faggots for not paying me my money for 65 hours worth of work. Cosmic fucking justice is served. If I end up in jail for strangling Chris Hudgens, well, I can only pray that it happens after I spend all this money in my bank account. If i have any left, this is my last will and testament: They can divide everything amongst you, my loyal readers.

On top of all this, I rediscovered how to write music. That explains why I haven’t been on the blog much, I haven’t even read the fucking news in a week; Logic Pro 8 is so much cooler. I am actually getting close to the sound I want, which is an amazing thing that has never happened since I started writing music a long, long time ago. Now I need to find a good place to monitor it, and mix it down, and publish it, and play it, which I sincerely hope will be in New York. Because you fuckers can’t afford to re-locate me again, with the current economic climate and all.

By the way, I am drunk, it’s my birthday, fuck the world, I am listening to Prolix, and J Swift is a fag.

See you in Brooklyn.

Hard at work on music at the moment, haven’t been paying attention to the news or politics. Hopefully something good will come out of it (not paying attention to politics, that is!) Still trying to get un-fucked and get to NYC. If anyone wants to help with Nomad’s personal bail out, let me know!

Something short and to the point, Just letting you know that I am still alive. I stumbled across the great article by Brian J. Carreira over at the Brooklyn Rail. Check it out here.

There was a massive drug bust in Oakland, California, earlier this week to take our minds off of the poorly trained police who are running around the transit system shooting young black fathers. This is a serious problem and a massive setback for people like me, who would really like to get a hold of some of the drugs mentioned in this article for the reason of getting motherfucking high enough that we could, at least temporarily, take our mind of the impending implosion of the American way of life. As usual, the geniuses at the DEA completely fucked the math involved in reporting this propaganda to our fellow citizens. I wish that I would have known that all the mushrooms I have squandered were worth $5571 per pound. I would be retired. Also the quality of the MDMA seized in this armed robbery most have just been absolutely terrible. Apparently the average pill now requires a little over half a gram of MDMA to get you high. That is five times the amount that I used to take to get high. Oh well, as long as these guys can shoot and work a fucking wire tap who needs to be able to count or do simple math?

The real problem today is that all these drugs are off the streets, while I am sitting out here in the middle of nowhere, without any LSD, weed, mushrooms, MDMA or a job. I am really bored, and I have nothing that I can do about it, because the DEA stole all these drugs. There should be a goddamned law against it, really.

This enlightening response was left as a comment for the Fox News entry, unfortunately I was just waking up and stunned when I read it and I denied it. From now on I am going to approve all these comments, so the world can see what I have to deal with from its inhabitants. Here is my response to the original attack.

This is my response to my first anonymous troll. As I see it, my friend heebster here is a fucking piece of shit, who wants to suck on the cock, balls and fat titties of Rush Limbaugh. Heebster, I don’t give a rat’s ass what you think, especially if you can’t be any more interesting than this. Why don’t you sit down and come up with a few valid arguments, and maybe I would be a little more interested in listening to your criticisms, you pathetic fucking moron. As it stands, I am not particularly affected by your opinion that my blog does indeed “suck big crease.” I am curious, however, as to what “sucking big crease” involves. Apparently you don’t like what I have to say. I don’t particularly like what I have to say either, I just fucking say it, which is something that we are all entitled to here in the United States, and especially on the wonderful alternative reality known as the internet. You see, I pay for the domain and hosting of this site, so I can say just about whatever the fuck I want to say here. As I am allowed to speak my mind, so are you. So thank you ever so much for informing me in regards to my “crease” sucking, and the “crease” sucking aspects of my blog.

In regards to my cutting edge commentary, I just want to say that all of us are entitled to comment on whatever it is that we want. You left your comment in regards to my short gripe about Fox News, so I am going to go ahead and assume that you are a fan of the noxious conservative nonsense which is spewed out constantly by the talking heads that are employed over there at Fox News. As you can tell by reading anything on this site, I am leaning pretty far left, about far to fucking left as you can go. If I had to classify my beliefs, I would flat out say that I am an anarchist. Yes, I would love to see the abolishment of all government, so that I could spend my days hunting down people like you for sport, then eating your corpses in a nice, nutritious, pot of douchebag stew. If you aren’t a conservative, well then we have even more of a problem, because you are bitching about my commentary for no reason at all. You see, I may not spend my whole life thinking about and writing for this little site that I have here, but I do spend SOME time thinking about and putting into words whatever I am going to say on this site, and I am proud of it, not only for its content, but for the effort that I put forth into saying whatever it is that I feel like saying at the moment. You see, I do this for me, not for you, not for my mom, and not for anyone else. Maybe if you put a little effort into what it is that you had to say, you would get a little further with whatever it is that you are trying to do. Maybe not, maybe you just want to hang out on the internet reading stupid bullshit that other people write for the fuck of it, then proceed to chop them down with your pathetic, spineless and worthless critique.

Also, I am interested in what your problem is with 2003? 2003 wasn’t such a bad year for me. If I remember correctly I spent it getting fucked up and have sex with a girl with big tits. Apparently 2003 wasn’t that great of a year for you. Maybe that is when you received the head injury which prompts you to write such pussified bullshit as this message. Or maybe you were traumatized whenever you mother stopped breast-feeding you at 14. Maybe you broke your last computer and couldn’t play World of Warcraft or jerk-off to bestiality porn. Something bad must have happened to you to give you such a low opinion of 2003.

So, heebster, if you have any further comments or criticisms you obviously know where to get a hold of me. Maybe, with your eloquent writing style, I could sign you up to be a correspondent for nomadjames. I still have a position open in the Rectal Affairs Department, or RAD for short.

Yours truly,

A legendary toolface, Nomadjames